In the year 2053, a global baby-making ban has put a stop to sexual relations. The world is watched 24-7 by the Remote Affection Detection (R.A.D.) team, whose mission is to identify "first base infractions" and "second base advancements." After zeroing in on a young couple from Winnipeg, springing into action, and taking them down in classic b-movie style, one of the guards is left wondering what "it" feels like. Using telepathic powers to reach out to imaginary girlfriend Jeanie Laser Beams, he embarks on a highly forbidden journey of affection, which comes with dire consequences and an epic chase.

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  • H.264,


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