Year by year, the “Canadian” style of pronunciation is challenged by a deluge of U.S.A. media. If you’re a Canadian over 30 years old, it is possible that your grandchildren and great-grandchildren will regard you as an ancient remnant from an era when the letter “z” rhymed with “ted” and not “tee”. By peering into the mists of his own childhood, Ferris presents a tongue-in-cheek look at what our alphabet may once have been -- with subliminal Canadiana thrown in for good measure.